It’s June and well… the weather in the UK isn’t so good, but anyway today my topic is Twitter! Not just twitter in general but Twitter Groups.
So there are 7 types of twitter groups…
- The Fans i.e. Fan Girls/Boys
- The Ranters
- The Fake Celebs
- The “Virus”
- The Curious
- The Peacocks
- The Background
Group 1: The Fans
So on twitter you have the “fans” the fans are a bunch of overly obsessed girls or boys who just constantly tweet about they’re favourite group or person. They spend nearly all day stalking celebrities profiles and half of the time causing trouble. They send hate to other celebrities and say how much they love that one group or band. Let’s take Directioners as an example, Now don’t get me wrong half of the Directioners on twitter are half decent. But seriously come on! The other half just cause Twitter feuds and try and act superior. Now.. Before you go all sassy on me and be like “OH GIRL! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT! YOU TOAD!” I’m also a fan. Yes it’s true.. apart from the causing trouble part. I sit on my laptop all day and just wait for a member of The Wanted to post something so don’t think that I’m just complaining about fans and how annoying they’re because I’m also referring to myself.
Group 2: The Ranters
I applaud you! You can find something wrong with everything from books to the sky. Like seriously, you should have a medal. P.S I’m not being sarcastic. I genuinely enjoy reading tweets about how “the sky is too blue for my liking.” It entertains me, I may as well just sit at my laptop eating popcorn refreshing my feed all day. So thanks for making the world a funnier place.
Group 3: Fake Celebs
Okay.. You don’t understand how annoying these accounts are. So it’s a typical day.. You’re sitting at your laptop fangirling over The Wanted and then BAM! You have a notification, “The Wanted started following you.” You flip your laptop in the air and immediately start crying. You take screenshots of it saying they follow you and then it clicks. The account isn’t verified. All of a sudden you also fit into group 2. You send out mass tweets about how angry you are about how you thought someone famous followed you. And then your day is ruined. Thank’s a lot fake accounts.. thanks a lot.
Group 4: The “Virus”
So some of you are probably think what the hell, but you’ll find out in a minute. The “Virus” the problem to our laptops automatically shutting down or downloading stupid files. These accounts live to destroy your computer. They send you stupid links either through a tweet or through your DM. ( Don’t know what a DM is.. look it up) At this time I feel sorry for all the gullible people in the world who think someone is tweeting about them or that they’re going to win an IPad. Don’t be fooled, they’re just trying to destroy your life. Taking away the only thing you can call home. The Internet.
Group 5: The Curious
Let’s just keep this short and brief. You create a account and then never use it, when in reality you sit there watching people’s profile. Just remember that it sounds extremely stalker-ish.
Group 6: The Peacocks
Confused? Basically group 6 is people who just rely on followers, re-tweets and favourites. It’s ridiculous they live for the attention and delete a tweet if it doesn’t get any re-tweets. Grow up.
Group 7: The Background
So we have strolled along to the final Group, The Background. I guess most of you reading this are the background. The Background are the people who are just there, who use twitter for what it is, A social networking site. Not to stalk people or to Rant but to tweet your opinions and what you like. I’m also this one :’)
Hope you have enjoyed reading this! Comment below which groups you’re. Or tweet me using #ATwitterGroup
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